May 15,’13:  Over the past 20 years, which blaring headline have you seen most often – “Elvis Is Alive” or “Rush Is Dead”?   A close #3 might be “McDonald’s Scuttles McRib”.   None of the three ever pans out.   Like Old Man River and the Energizer Bunny..... El Rushbo just keeps on keepin’ on and the beady-eyed pointy-teethed libs just keep on fussin’ and fumin’.   They’re at it AGAIN..... and its ANOTHER mainstream media misfire. .......
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 May 8,’13:   Which analogy do you prefer?  The Star Wars cantina? ...... a carnival sideshow? ...... a circus parade? ......casting call for The Walking Dead?  Pick any one of’em to describe the latest series of Loonies Aplenty that have descended on the NC General Assembly. 

With His Imminence Billy Barber as Ringmaster, a slew of agitated crazies have kept the legislative security force busy lately, and local observers asking “Who ARE those people?” .....
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May 3,’13:   No more “..... saaaaddd days for North Carolina” ???  'Tis with profound lament that I must report the departure from the NC General Assembly of Deborah Ross (D-Wake) ..... aka “Chatty Cathy” aka “Cruella” aka “Debbie The Dem Diva”.  It just won’t be the same without Deb’s flowery flatulent filiblusters on evey single issue..... yes EVERY SINGLE ISSUE. .......
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April 23,’13:  April is AgentPierce Visits UNC@CH Month.  Circumstance and BobLee’s F-150 keep transporting me to that lizard’s lair of pomposity, arrogance, pseudo-intellectual flatulence and very few parking places..... I glean insights with each visit.    Gleaning insight and reporting my gleanings is what provocative pundits do.  Here is my most recent glean.....
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April 19,’13:  That very angry sound you hear is 1,000s of above-the-fold headline stories and network news leads being, very reluctantly, shredded and discarded.  MUCH to the disappointment of the pseudo elitist mainstream media..... The Boston Bomber is NOT "some Bible-totin’ Tea Party Crazy".   DAMN IT!  

The mainstream media and The Barack Obama Permanent Campaign Team are not happy today at all.  Two fanatical Muslims – No Fair !! ......
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April 17,’13:   Last Saturday I went over to Chapel Hill with BobLee.  “The I-Legend” was reunioning with old football pals from back-in-the-day so I checked out the famous UNC@CH campus.   Yogi says, “you can observe a lot by just watching”.  Great Caesars Ghost !!  If testosterone was sand, there is not enough of it at UNC@CH to fill up a kitty’s litter box. .......
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